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You are truly the smartest person I know.
Ever would one thank the very ground upon
which you walk that your blossoming feet be
never engaged.
Your handsomeness is most complimented
by mental capacities as sharp as 1,000 razor
blades hermetically sealed.
You are the Ayatollah of Confusion on the
night of Divalí.
No one who currently walks upon this world
can compare to the incredible brilliance that
your wit shines upon us all.
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